Greetings...
Well, obviously I've leaped onto the proverbial bandwagon, partially because I'm tired of being the only one who has nothing to say at parties because everyone has already read it on their blog. I demand that I be as pedestrian and pretentious as everyone else! Kidding, obviously. Seriously though, a friend (paytheman) thought it would be a good idea to get me in the writing rhythm again, so this is my attempt.

I am working today, which I do not enjoy. As many complain, I am underutilized, underappreciated and thus, unsatisfied with the lack of pleasure in my current job situation. So I think I will enter a new career while I finish my novel. Hmmm...

I guess I should explain the title of this journal. You are all morons. I, and a select group of others, practice the art and philosophy of the New Hedonism, which I will explain some other time. Sufficed to say that we live to feel good and we feel good to live, in whatever capacity, and most of you, for whatever reason, don't.

Maybe that's another part of this journal. Wanting the world to prove me wrong...